update. I am going crazy. I procrastinated too much and I am suffering for it more than you could ever know. In other news, I am buying a gun and blowing my head off in approximately three hours.
no, mom, I'm not serious. No, I wouldn't kill myself that way anyway. I would jump out of a plane with no parachute. which does have it's ups and its downs, no pun intended. on the up side, you would get a fabulous view and a cool, weightless feeling in your last minute(s) on earth. On the down side, you would have entirely too much time to reflect on your decision and what a horrible mistake you had made.
suppose you could compromise by jumping with a parachute, intending not to pull the cord, but retaining the option to pull the cord if you renegged.
ack.
happy karen? :-P
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yep, i'm satiated. for now.
you know...it's reneged...1 g. and i have heard of studies (and always wondered how they tested these hypotheses, btw) where they say that the desire to live is never stronger in a person than in the moments before they die, whether or not they made the choice to die. that's why i want t o go quickly. so when the city lays your expendable ass off next fiscal year and you go all cashews on a belltower and shit...feel free to shoot me. just don't fuck it up. or i hold you personally responsible for removing my feeding tube, regardless of the prayer vigil candice and james have around my bed.
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